Alrighty you drunk veedub driving, politically charged, ugly, pencil pushing, ground pounding, desk flying, veedub parting, number crunching, parts parting assholes. I am not very drunk. I was a minute ago, but I am tapering to the point of Greg driving home now. I know you drink, and I know you post. So dammit, why on earth is this thread falling to the bottom of the active topics?

That is down-right unacceptable. Don't make me come back to that hail-ridden state and kick all your asses for not posting in this thread. As much as I want to come back there, I really can't right now due to the same reason I mentioned in the first line, of the first post, of this monumental (yet, still unstickied) thread.
So post. But only if you are drinking. Drunk, yes, better, but drinking is fine as well. And if you are not, then at least go to your kitchen, take a shot, and THEN come back and post your worthless sober opinion or some piece of witty comment that you think will make you cool enough to say you posted in the OFFICIAL DRUNK THREAD.
Thank you. Continue on with your absolute-zero, CAI, more-armor-for-soldiers, and searching for lug-nuts. You bunch of Colorado Nuts.
Ry-Nizzle